my cousin – This Pixie is Poisn

My cousins ability to try to deflect stuff into being my fault is… fascinating. She complains about not having what she wants to eat. My grandma tells her ‘get a job’, she twists it into ‘I should go to the welfare office but it’s so boring to sit there.’ I tell her to just do […]

My life is full of bad choices. Today I made one. Bleh.

I hate hate hate hate hate her

I love how my cousin fails at being a parent at just about every possible turn, and the rest of the family just… allows it.

tonight is one of those times that I realize, I may never be a perfect mom, but when I have kids… I’ll be better than my cousin. It’s not a high bar, but it existing helps me feel a little better about my chances.

oh my god My cousin asked her son if he wants her to cut his hair for him, and he just really loud goes “NOT IN THE CONDITION YOU’RE IN.” I love this child some days.

I like how I tell my cousin I barely have money for food, I’m not going to an amusement park with her on the single day I have off… and she blows me off with “so when we go” like… no… I’m not going…