wonderytho: Me irl

goth-shitposts: dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day

no1fan15: Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

paper-mario-wiki: every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

moon signs and what makes them cry

thesexiestzodiac: Aries Moon: Disappointment, defeat/failure, not feeling good enough, getting last place, anger, frustration, limitations, injustice, guilt Taurus Moon: When they’re hungry, when they’re drained, when they’ve bottled up their feelings for too long, animal cruelty, rejection, feeling alone, being proven wrong Gemini Moon: Talking about their feelings, lack of intellectual stimuli, lack of ways of self-expression Cancer Moon: Sad movies, […]

thedailyporg: This was seen on twitter and the comments that were associated with it was way too funny to not post. @agiliblade, look baby… I’m the husband. It’s amazing. Kindred souls.

trexrambling: Them: I love this story! I want more! Me: I want more, too! Them: …aren’t you the author? Me:

alyssabethancourt: toastyhat: What people think perfectionism is: I’m going to do this 1,000 times until it’s completely perfect, and it doesn’t matter how tired I am or how many times I fail. Everything I do is super precise and I have absolute confidence but also am super pedantic about getting it right. What perfectionism actually […]