nekoama: Hello, I am part of the problem.

gentleman-of-the-day: halosydnes: my favourite gay mood is when a straight person you don’t know that well says “can i ask you a, um, personal question?” and you’re like yes bethany-sue im a raging homo what is your point I feel this passionately

Someone: *treats me badly* Me: *forgives them immediately* Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I’m mad at you.

“I’m a green witch!” “I’m a kitchen witch!” “I’m a crystal witch!” Me: I’m an emotionally unstable witch!

mrcomatoseoverthr: shuckl: wildy0ungbeautiful: shuckl: could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist no i mean some sort of supernatural […]

yungterra: You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

soda-puppee: @werewolfbeans

dateagirlwhosweird: Date a weird autistic girl who’s current special interest is a cartoon she’s waaaay too obsessed with.

raspberrystars: Me as a nerdy teenager with not a lot of friends: you know what is paramount to my happiness? Owning a lot of books. Me as an adult trying to move to a second location: now hold on a sec.

How to Be a Witch:

northern-witchcraft: -Throw salt at the floor -Throw salt at yourself -Throw salt at the neighbours -Throw salt at your grandmother