My cousins ability to try to deflect stuff into being my fault is… fascinating.

She complains about not having what she wants to eat. My grandma tells her ‘get a job’, she twists it into ‘I should go to the welfare office but it’s so boring to sit there.’

I tell her to just do it then. She bitches that I could get food stamps to get food… I point out I pay for most of the food that comes into the house… my grandma confirms.

“What’s your point?”