inksandpensblog:

Players who didn’t get Ralph on their first run but learned about him later be like

Listen here, little girl. We are going to steal those wire cutters. We are going to sneak into the creepy house. We are going to spend the night in the same vicinity as an unstable stranger. We are going to consume the succulent, charred carcass of a possum at knifepoint.

And we.

Are going.

To like it.