transpeter:

listen i’m not really that into dc, and i don’t really have much of an opinion on superbat (superman/batman) one way or the other

….that being said, no straight dude with only platonic feelings for some guy he hardly knows is gonna behave the way bruce wayne did in justice league. no straight guy is gonna watch superman die, then pay for his funeral, keep a hologram of him around after his death, cry about him to anyone who will listen, deadass resurrect him when EVERYONE is telling you why that’s a bad fucking idea, get turned on when superman comes back to life and strangles you (choking kink confirmed), fucking stutter and say “i don’t… not [like you]” just to make sure that holding hands is on the table, and then when the bank is gonna take away clark’s childhood home you actually buy the fucking bank to save it

that isn’t something straight bros do for each other, honestly it’s hardly even something regular soulmates in love do for each other. i know exactly zero stuff about this superbat ship and have no hat in this ring, but even i know that bruce wayne is a raging bisexual with a massive gross crush on clark kent who, honestly, has bruce wrapped around his fingers and he knows it