Introducing your naga s/o to your painfully normal family.

werewolfbeans:

Honestly, it’s not a very fun event. Your s/o is probably trying to push their buttons on purpose, while your family keeps taking you to the side, and asking if you’re sure you’re ok. It’s kind of irritating…

Of course, once you yell at your s/o for the fifth time to stop trying to eat the cat, they start to behave themselves, if only for an hour or two. Maybe your family can bond with them, now!

Of course, eventually, someone asks an Offensive Question- do nagas really eat humans, do humans really hate snakes, you know the drill. It just divides the family more, and makes you regret taking them.

Eventually, you, your s/o, and your family agree that, even if you’re happy with the other crowd, perhaps…a simple email will suffice, for now. Until you can get BOTH groups to stop being assholes.

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